(Professional Stand-ins)
Hello.
You have professional stand-ins, right?
Please send them to Gag Restaurant.
Bye.
Hello!
- Hello. / - Hello.
Hello. Nice to meet you.
We're the top stand-in agency,
1,000 Stand-ins.
The thing is...
I'm supposed to meet my girlfriend's dad.
Please make me seem like a great guy
so that he'll give me his blessings for marriage.
Oh, don't worry.
That's what we're best at.
These guys are first-timers.
Look... He's a cool guy.
- Just say how cool he is. / - So cool!
A bit softer.
- So cool. / - That's better.
As for her...
She's good at acting by herself.
Let's get you married!
- Let's do it! / - Very nice.
And as for me, if you're ever in trouble,
I'll show up and handle it.
You're all so reliable!
- Let's do a little cheer. / - Okay.
Without trust, you're a corpse.
- Let's go! Let's go! / - Let's go!
That was a weird cheer.
When my girlfriend's dad gets here...
- So cool. / - So cool.
- So cool. / - Excuse me.
That sounds really unnatural.
Don't say that now. My girlfriend's dad will show up.
I'll say, "Please let me marry your daughter!"
That's when you guys can say I'm cool.
So cool.
Goodness... Hello, sir.
You...
I told you not to call me.
Sir...
Please let me marry your daughter!
Never.
I'll never give up on her! Let me marry her!
Never!
Please let me marry your daughter, father-in-law!
What? Father-in-law?
- So cool. / - So cool.
Make it a bit more natural and go back and forth
when you say I seem cool.
Please let me marry your daughter.
- He's... / - So...
- Cool... / - He's...
- So... / - Cool.
- Cool. / - Cool.
- You got me. / - Yeah.
What was that?
Don't worry about them.
Also...
You don't make that much
and you don't even have a proper job.
Why would I let you marry my daughter?
Why would you let me marry your daughter?
Oh... Aren't you Hyeonho? Wow!
Hey, long time no see!
I heard you're getting married.
- Yeah, that's right. / - Wow...
Is that your father-in-law?
Yeah, that's him.
My goodness! Hello.
This guy...
He might not seem like much
but he has 5 subscription accounts.
He's a sweet guy that only has eyes for his woman.
He's polite to elders too.
He'd be a great son-in-law.
Right?
How does she know so much about you?
I'm his ex-wife.
What? What?
What?
No...
Who else can give a better assessment of him
than his ex-wife?
He's never late when paying me alimony.
- He's really... / - What are you talking about?
- What are you talking about? / - You're a great guy.
Let's get back together again.
- Quiet! / - Get back together?
Is she really your ex-wife?
She's a stalker.
I'm a very popular guy.
So don't miss out on having me as your son-in-law.
Don't be ridiculous.
And another thing.
You're shorter than Juhui.
What if my grandchildren end up short like you?
I don't like this.
You're worried about my children being short?
Myeonghun, say hi to daddy.
What the...
He's only a year old
and look how tall he is.
168cm.
I wonder how tall he'll be by 10.
3m 20cm.
- This is all thanks to your genes. / - Daddy.
Please just leave.
Let's give birth to a Yao Ming, dear.
Don't be ridiculous! Yao Ming?
Let's make a basketball team.
What's this about? You have a child too?
I don't know that child.
Sir, I'm very popular with children.
So...
Please be good to me, sir.
I will never allow this marriage.
I'll never allow it! Over my dead body!
Over your dead body?
Let's go.
- So cool. / - Let's go.
What is this? Me?
No... Excuse me...
- So cool. / - So cool.
- I'm ruined! / - So cool.
(Flower Band)
This dish is the chef's secret recipe?
I should taste it.
Goodness...
This is...
The taste of my mom's cooking.
How is it so tart yet refreshing?
It makes you slap your knee!
How did he make this?
How?
How did he get it to taste like this?
♪ It's gone bad ♪
♪ It's moldy ♪
♪ Just like his face ♪
Catch me if you can!
Wait until I get my hands on you!
What are they doing?
Are they advertising that they're a couple?
Ugh, I hate them.
It looks like there's a big age gap between them.
Oh, he looked at us...
I can't stand the sight of that girl.
What's her deal?
♪ She's a pickpocket ♪
♪ She robbed him blind ♪
♪ Give him back his ID though ♪
Hold on...
My wallet is gone!
Look for it!
How much was in your wallet?
$100.
No! You only had $80.
♪ We got him ♪
Geez, she's calling me again?
Who is it?
My ex.
Geez, now this one is calling.
Who was it this time?
Another ex.
Why are girls so obsessed with you?
Why are they so obsessed?
♪ He borrowed money ♪
♪ He changed his number ♪
♪ But they found him ♪
Hold on. I'm getting a call.
Hello?
Hey, why are you being so clingy?
I'm sick of you.
Don't ever call again. Alright? Bye!
Hey, are you okay?
Don't worry about it.
Who was it?
Your girlfriend.
I feel great!
Hey, buddy! High-five!
Why are you in such a good mood?
Give me a high-five!
I feel great!
My body feels so refreshed!
Did you get scrubbed at the bathhouse?
Why are you in such a good mood?
♪ He got waxed ♪
♪ I did too ♪
- Hey, you both got your arm pits waxed. / - Yeah.
I did too.
It's so convenient.
Want to see?
Dear...
I'll be back.
Go in and get some sleep.
Dear...
Are you going out to work tonight again?
Don't worry about it.
Just go inside and go to sleep.
You'll get sick working at night all the time.
Just leave it to me.
Go inside and go to bed.
How do you work like this at night?
Where? Where are you working?
♪ He's cheating ♪
♪ He has two families ♪
♪ They live on the next floor ♪
My beloved girlfriend is here today.
Really?
I want to propose...
To my girlfriend.
This must be for real.
Jeonghye...
Will you...
Hey!
Where are you going?
Don't go!
♪ He was rejected ♪
(Group Assignment)
Please...
I've had enough of these group assignments.
The guys aren't all here yet.
Sora.
You'll have to present this time.
I can't because I lost my voice.
You sounds really hoarse.
Make sure you do the research then.
I hurt my arm so I can't.
You're sick and injured.
Just go home then.
Oh, yeah!
Hey. Hey.
You seem fine.
I hurt my arm.
That's the wrong arm.
- I'm injured... / - That's the wrong arm.
Just sit down and stop it.
- Freshman. / - Yes.
We have to submit this to the professor.
Get it laminated.
Pardon?
Laminated.
I'll cut your hair now.
Your hair is a mess...
What the... You...
What's with the act?
I said to laminate this!
Oh, alright.
Did he even understand me?
Class of 2018! I'm Seo Namyong!
You're a freshman, right?
You're a bit late.
I'm so sorry!
No, no, no.
No!
Please stand up. It's fine.
It's fine.
I'm not angry.
You were a bit late.
I wanted to avoid the long-hair crackdown.
- So I was a bit late. / - They don't do that anymore.
Gosh... You can walk around without worrying.
So...
Did you do the research?
Yes, I spent all night
researching on the computer
for our team.
- You must be good with computers. / - Yes.
Let me see.
All the files are in here.
Floppy disks...
Nobody uses these anymore.
I don't even have the drive to read these.
- These won't work. / - Then...
I'll send them from my house.
- You'll send them? / - Yes.
So...
Do you use Myspace or Friendster?
I don't use those!
Those sites are so outdated!
I'm so sorry!
No, no.
- I'm sorry! / - No.
- You're not in trouble. / - I'm sorry!
Stand up. It's okay.
We don't do this anymore.
- Thanks for the drink, Geunji. / - It's fine.
- Hey. / - Yes?
You pay next time.
Hey!
Look at the time.
Do you take me for a fool?
Hey!
Do you take him for a fool?
Do you know how scary he is?
Get your act together!
- That's cola... / - Have some cola, Yunseung.
Why'd you drink all of it?
You gave me all of it.
I'm so upset!
- Geez.. / - You shook the can.
My cola...
Geez...
Hey.
It's the scary TA.
Hey.
This TA is really scary.
Watch yourselves
or he can make school miserable for us.
Hello.
I worked very hard on this file.
I have another one.
What was that?
I need toilet paper!
I can't wipe myself with this! I'll bleed!
Squash leaves are very soft.
Geez! This is so annoying!
- I'm so sorry! / - No, no.
- No. / - I'm sorry!
It's fine. We don't do things like this.
He wasn't even that scary.
Just sit. It's fine.
Nobody here put in any effort.
- Yunseung. / - Yeah.
I made a presentation.
- You made a presentation? / - Yes.
- Really? / - Yes.
See? Isn't it nice when someone does some work?
- I'll start group 6's presentation... / - What is that?
- What? / - What is that from the start?
- Oh... / - Get rid of him.
Alright.
- 1, 2, 1, 2... / - Where is he going?
No!
Don't move him back.
Just flip to next.
Alright.
No!
I didn't want Bonobono do flip himself!
Get rid of Bonobono!
Alright.
For our presentation on prehistoric times,
we'll talk about dinosaurs.
- Dinosaurs existed very... / - Hold on/
Hold on.
Is Bonobono in there?
Huh?
Oh, I guess not.
During prehistoric times...
- Many dinosaurs roamed the earth. / - There he is!
There he is!
Hey!
What kind of dinosaur is that?
A Bonobonosaurus.
Get rid of Bonobono!
Alright.
We found out about ancient life forms
through fossils and bones.
That one fossil looks really weird.
What?
The bones on the right. There's no dinosaur like that.
- There is. / - Add some skin on the right one.
Okay.
Add skin.
I knew it!
A Bonobono fossil!
There are no fossils of Bonobono!
He could've lived back then.
Don't be ridiculous! He doesn't exist!
No more Bonobono.
Alright.
Next, we'll talk about prehistoric artifacts.
The most commonly-known artifacts
are earthenware.
Plain earthenware, striped earthenware...
- There were many kinds of earthenware. / - Hey!
Hey.
I saw a weird pattern back there.
What?
Go back to the Bo pattern.
- Okay. / - There he is!
Bonobono earthenware...
Get rid of Bonobono!
Alright.
Next is life during prehistoric times.
Man first used fire during prehistoric times.
Let's watch this clip together.
They lived in tribes like this.
- They even roasted meats. / - Hey!
Stop it!
Why is Bonobono roasting a clam?
Eating it raw will give you a stomachache.
Stop it!
(The Set-up)
Hey, Seunghwan.
I'm a busy man.
Why'd you invite me to an amusement park?
Seunghwan, my girlfriend is coming
and she's bringing a close friend.
You two should date.
Who are you to choose the girl of my destiny?
Are you my god?
She looks like Sunny from Girls' Generation.
Good Lord, please sit.
Come on, Hyeseon!
Hyeseon.
A really great guy is supposed to come today.
Seunghye.
I've dated 99 men so far.
Let's stop this.
He looks like an EXO member.
Congratulations to the 100th customer!
- Hey, honey. / - Hi, honey.
Seunghwan, say hello.
- Hello. / - Hello.
- Good-bye. / - Good-bye.
- What is it? / - What is it?
You said Sunny of Girls' Generation.
More like lynx.
Seunghye.
You said EXO.
He's just X.
- Just sit down, Hyeseon. / - Sit down, Seunghwan.
- You two should talk. / - Yeah.
Who do you live with?
My husband.
What's your hobby?
Assault.
What did you do last weekend?
I shed hair.
What did you do last weekend?
I got an enema.
What is it, Seunghwan?
She says she assaults people.
Better wear a helmet.
He's shedding.
I should brush his hair.
- Come on. Just sit down. / - Sit down.
How about we go on some rides?
Sounds good.
What do you all want to ride?
I want to ride the merry-go-round.
I want to ride the pirate ship.
What about you two?
- The roller coaster. / - The roller coaster.
You like roller coasters, Miss Assault and Battery?
Of course!
It was so much fun that I rode one 3 times in a row
and it damaged my spine.
Wow! You're like a drain.
You're like a sewer!
It's roller coaster time!
The safety bar is coming down.
Click.
I've boarded.
Let's go then.
You two are perfect together!
- Where are you going? Sit down. / - Come on.
Let's all have fun.
Yeah, let's have fun.
Seungbin. Seungbin.
Hey, Marco.
(Marco of UNB)
Hello.
You're very pretty.
Knock, knock, knock.
It isn't her. It's me.
It's me!
Hello!
Good-bye.
Hey!
Where are you going?
So your name is Marco?
How old are you?
1,500.
You're so young.
What did you have for lunch?
Boogers.
Sounds yummy!
Look here.
I think you look better with her than me.
Take this woman.
Excuse me.
Are you kidding me?
Marco.
Did it make you angry when he told you to take me?
Yes, I got angry.
You take her.
- What is it? / - We're trying to have fun here.
Hold on...
Hey.
You!
♪ You're a loach wrecking the mood ♪
♪ And you're uglier than me ♪
♪ And you're younger than me ♪
Yeah!
Seunghwan.
Did you just diss me?
♪ Bring it on if you think you can handle it ♪
Drop the beat!
I'm Marco of UNB.
Please remember me.
Stop! Break it up!
It's a crime to be this pretty.
Don't fight over me.
Let's go, Seunghye!
- Hyeseon! / - Honey!
Hey, Marco. Are you alright?
I feel like it's about to burst.
I feel that way too.
Because of that girl.
- My heart. / - My heart.
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick,
I'll show you a simple one.
I'll have my eyes covered
and someone in the audience
will write a word on a sketchbook.
Then I'll guess that word using telepathy.
Is there anyone in the audience
that will help me?
Let's pick someone special today...
Someone that looks big
and strong.
I pick him.
Now I'll blindfold myself.
Like this...
Now write a word on the sketchbook.
Hold it up so that everyone can see it.
(Apple)
Hello?
Mom!
I don't want to eat an apple!
I'm allergic to apples!
Why would I want an apple?
Hey, hey, you.
Quiet down.
I'm sorry, boss.
What's with all the chatter?
I know.
Apple?
This time...
Magician Lee Seongdong...
Will give the sketchbook to someone else.
I'll only use my telepathy.
I'll pick a girl this time.
Hold it up high so that
the people in the back can see it.
(EXO)
Hello, mom?
I like H.O.T. Not EXO.
- Not H.O.T. / - I know.
H.O.T?
No!
No... No!
- I like EXO! / - Oh, there's no way it's H.O.T.
I know. EXO.
- Applause! / - Applause!
Alright.
I'll show you today's highlight.
As you can see, there's a box behind me.
I'll put someone in this box
and make him disappear
for my amazing trick that I'll show you.
Open the box please.
There's nothing...
Inside this box.
Now let's put it down.
Magician Lee Seongdong.
Yes, boss.
- Are you ready to disappear? / - Yes.
Please go in.
Lower the lid.
Magician Lee Seongdong will disappear.
Abra...
Abracadabra!
1, 2...
Next...
He's twice the size of Magician Lee Seongdong.
I'll make Magician Bae Jeonggeun disappear.
Magician Bae Jeonggeun, are you ready?
Yes, boss.
Please get in.
Lower the lid please.
Now something very surprising will happen.
Please close the lid.
People...
At the count of 3
we'll all say the magic word.
1...
2, 3!
Abracadabra!
Raise the lid!
Nobody inside, right?
Nothing up top either.
Boss, are you sure you don't see me?
Nobody noticed.
Applause!
(Star, Star, Star)
Hello! I'm Somi of 25!
What is the meaning of this?
I graduated from Ewha Womans University.
Hello, I'm the blockbuster actress Lee Hyeonjeong.
Stop it!
Hello!
I'm the pretty comedian Oh Nami!
Somi, this is your concept for this album.
It looks perfect on me.
Hyeonjeong, this is your concept for your movie.
They look perfect on me.
Nami, this is your concept for this skit.
It looks perfect on me.
Somi, do you think this song
can top the song charts?
Of course. I'll do it with my singing.
Good luck.
Hyeonjeong, can this movie
break the ticket sales record?
Of course. Please support my movie.
Good luck.
- Nami. / - Yeah?
Can you break this?
Of course.
When I'm feeling depressed?
I go to Hangang and listen to music.
I travel alone when I feel depressed.
When I'm feeling depressed?
When I'm feeling depressed...
Hello.
I'm Jun of rookie group UNB.
I see.
- Did you practice what I told you to? / - Yes.
Let's see it.
Very nice. That should work.
Hello, I'm Jun, a rookie actor.
Alright, let's see what you practiced.
You're very different
in the morning versus the afternoon.
How am I different during the morning
and afternoon?
You're very pretty in the morning.
And in the afternoon...
You're super pretty.
You practiced a lot.
Good job.
Hello.
I'm Jun, a rookie comedian.
Yeah? Let's see how good this looks on you.
Put your head down.
Here. You put this on yourself.
Let's get started.
Stop it!
- Stop it! / - Stop it!
Get away!
Stop it!
Don't go!
(Decline)
Dear.
I'm home.
Hello, dear.
- I should say hello to dad. / - Yes.
Dad, I'm home.
- Oh, great. / - Yes.
You have a dinner with CEO Kim tomorrow.
- That's tomorrow? / - Yeah.
I'll make sure to make time.
Gosh, how tiring.
Good work.
Did anything happen today?
Well... Gag Group
wants Taehun to get married.
How dare they? Gag Group?
No!
Cut them off.
But still...
- Gag Group? / - Hello?
What?
Big trouble, sir.
What is it?
The company is bankrupt!
What? Bankrupt?
What do you mean by that?
It looks like your wealth will decline.
What? My wealth will decline?
Geez....
That's ridiculous.
What the...
- What is this? / - What the...
- What's going on? / - What is this?
- What the... / - Dear!
Dear!
What is this?
- What is this? / - Dear!
My wealth is declining!
What is going on here?
- My wealth is declining... / - Dear!
My wealth is declining!
Gosh...
Hold on.
Are you okay, dad?
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm more worried about you.
Right?
Dear, give me some space.
Dear.
Being so close together
reminds me of when we were newlyweds.
Oh, please. Don't be ridiculous.
The company is bankrupt.
I can't take this. I'm going to the company.
Give me some space.
Dear, you need your health at a time like this.
Eat something first.
Eat? Come on. The company is in trouble.
I'll just go.
Don't you know that home-cooking is the best?
Alright then. Hurry up.
Okay, just hold on.
Just stay there...
Goodness!
This isn't going as I planned.
- Hold on, dear. / - Dear...
- I'm being crushed. / - Just hold still.
Dear! I don't want to eat!
I won't eat.
- I'll fix you something. / - No, I don't want to eat.
- I'll be right back. / - I'm going out.
I'll eat something filled with MSG. I'm fine.
Gosh...
- Secretary Jo. / - Yes, sir.
Go out and start the car.
Yes, sir.
- Hold on. Secretary Jo. / - Yes, sir.
Get me my jacket first.
I have an important file in there.
Yes, sir.
Dear...
- Hold on. Hey, hey. / - Goodness...
Why are you sitting there?
I'm sorry but I need to get changed.
Into what?
Hiking gear.
Why do you need hiking gear?
- Bring mine too. / - Where are you going?
Gosh... Dear!
Goodness...
Gosh...
Now what?
I'm home.
Oh, this isn't our house.
Don't play games.
- Mom. / - Yeah?
What happened to our house?
Well...
Your father's business went bankrupt.
Our wealth has declined.
Mom, dad.
Don't worry.
I invested $20 million
on the fashion company I run.
As long as we can export our stuff,
we'll make $40 million easily.
What the...
- Gosh! / - Did you see that?
You can come in.
- He's telling the truth. / - Just trust your son.
All because of our son!
Our wealth is back in order.
Alright then.
What are you exporting?
Remember the long coats that were
hot during winter?
Sure, that was a hot item.
Where are you exporting those to? China?
Africa.
Africa?
Yes, Africa...
- What did I do wrong? / - Dear!
Grandpa...
It's steeper than before...
Goodness!
Hold on...
Goodness...
- Hold on... / - Wait...
Mom, what happened?
It's higher than last time.
Look what you did to our home!
I'm supposed to make $40 million.
- Why did this go up? / - It's a bigger decline!
Unbelievable.
What about your father?
Dad, are you okay?
Dear...
I think I'll be seeing you soon.
What is he saying?
- We should talk this out. / - Yes, dear.
We could think of something.
- So... / - What do we do?
Why is the phone up there?
Why aren't you picking the phone up?
Dear.
Pick up the phone.
Taehun, pick up the phone.
The phone...
It isn't here.
Here I go.
I'll pick up the phone in one try.
Hurry and pick it up.
I wouldn't fall off here on purpose...
Hello?
Yes, auntie.
Of course I'm fine. Why would you ask that?
I'm just fine. Take care, auntie. Thank you.
How is dad doing?
You should ask him that yourself.
- Grandpa, did you eat? / - Yeah.
What is it?
- Dad. / - Who called?
Auntie wants to talk to you.
- Me? / - Yes.
You should've told her I was dead.
I should start from farther back.
Gosh...
- See? / - It's me.
But I'm too exhausted to take this call.
Let me put someone strong on the phone.
Hold on.
Wow, that looked like fun.
So...
Strong person... Oops... Dear, it's for you.
- For me? / - Yeah.
Get the phone.
- You want me to go up there? / - Yeah.
Go.
Go ahead.
Is the heater on?
Why is it so hot?
I feel hotter standing next to you, mom.
Was that thunder?
It's nice out. Hold on.
The house is shaking.
Stop it.
This is so hard.
I can't live like this anymore!
It's not just hard on you! It's hard on us too!
- It's the hardest on me! / - It is not hard on you all!
Grandpa...
You brats...
Fighting in front of me...
It's more embarrassing to have a poor heart
than to be poor.
Don't live embarrassing lives.
Dad...
Alright then.
You can come down.
Yes.
Gosh... I don't think I can do it alone.
Someone should get him.
Father, I'll help you.
- Hurry. / - You're going to help him, mom?
- Hold onto me. / - Hold on?
- You want me to hold you? / - Of course.
I said not to make me embarrassed!
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Hey.
Sejin.
Hey, Daehui.
What are you doing here?
Why aren't you at the lecture?
The lecture isn't important now.
Why not?
I've been drafted.
I've been drafted...
What do I do?
Hey!
Be a man! Stop crying!
All Korean men go to the army.
If your country calls,
you should go.
Why are you crying?
Alright.
I'll be good and go.
Good.
You're the only son for three generation.
Aren't you exempt?
Unfortunately,
the country has not called on me.
This country
has gained the only son for three generation
but they lost a brave soldier.
Maybe I should volunteer.
Daehui, you're so cool.
Daehui!
- Hello, sir / - Hey.
Hi, dad.
Daehui, you've been drafted.
What are you talking about?
I'm exempt since I'm the only son for three generation.
The law changed so you have to go now.
Boy!
Be a man!
Why are you crying?
All men should go to the army!
No more complaining.
Be a man and go!
Yes!
Did you boys know this?
You have to buy a gun when you go to the army.
If you bring a tank,
life at the army becomes much easier.
Come on!
I already know that.
That's why I prepared money.
I'll buy one from the international market.
I knew about that.
Geez! You foolish boy.
This boy is too naive.
Geez... I know where they sell tanks for cheap.
I'll get you one.
I don't want you to get ripped off.
Really? Thank you!
- I'll get a gun and tank. / - Dad!
What is the meaning of this?
What about mine?
I want those too!
Bring money, boy!
You don't even have any money.
I'll buy your stuff and send it to you.
- Thank you. / - Sure.
This is bad.
What am I going to tell Bongseon?
Daehui! Daehui!
Daehui, did you know?
Sejin was drafted into the army.
Me too.
You're the only son for three generation.
You can't go to the army!
The law changed.
Don't cry.
I might as well be brave and go.
3 years will pass by in no time.
It won't pass by in no time!
Does that mean we can't get married?
What? We'll get married after I get back.
I'm supposed to marry when I'm young and pretty!
What? You're not even pretty now.
Bongseon.
I'll write you once I've been stationed.
Make sure you visit me.
Alright...
So...
Are you going to wait for me?
So many men will try to seduce me...
But I'll wait for you.
What is she babbling about?
Bongseon... Before I go...
I have a wish.
What is it?
I'll do anything for you.
I just want...
One last kiss from you.
Daehui! I'm ready!
Bongseon.
Hey! Did you not brush your teeth?
I did two days ago!
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you want to be a drama lead!
You, in the white t-shirt.
White t-shirt. Come on up.
Hi, my name is Ai.
My surname is Dol. I'm Dol Ai.
Ai Dol in English.
That's right. I'm an idol trainee.
Oh, it's the hottest idol group.
Here comes USB.
That's enough.
You'll hurt yourself.
That was awesome.
We were so precise.
Our precision was incredible.
Hold on. Is she a trainee at our agency?
Nice to meet you. I'm the rapper of USB.
I'm Seominem.
Wow.
Hi, I'm a genius at instruments. I'm Kimthoven.
I can imitate any instrument.
I don't think they believe you. Show them.
First, a saxophone.
Next, a trumpet.
Okay, great.
Next, drums.
They all sound the same!
Was that a drumpet?
Hello, I'm the leader of this team
and the best dancer.
I'm Ryu Taecyeon.
Hold on... Ryu Taecyeon.
You seemed more like a beast than a beastly idol.
So anyway...
Our album needs a female vocalist.
Is there anyone we can use?
I heard that our agency
has an amazing rookie that has
long black hair, wears a white t-shirt
and black skinny jeans.
- We have a rookie like that? / - Yeah.
Hold on. You're a trainee, so you should know.
Out of the trainees,
who wears a white t-shirt, black skinny jeans
and has long hair? Do you know a rookie like that?
- We have no idea. / - We don't know.
I feel like you know.
Who could it be?
I think you should know.
We have no idea. That's why we're asking.
What?
I had no idea!
It looks like the amazing rookie
is Dol Ai the trainee.
It doesn't matter what song it is.
Can you sing a song you're good at?
♪ Are you happy to be in love? ♪
♪ After starting a new love ♪
You're good at singing "Like It."
Sorry, but you can't work with us, Dol Ai.
I don't think her vocals are good.
But the concept for our album cover shoot
is cutie.
We'll show you how cute we can be.
Watch and do what we do.
1, 2, 3.
Can you try?
Hold on...
Forget the album cover shoot.
- Let's do a wedding photo shoot. / - No!
- Come to mojito with me for some Maldives. / - No!
Be with me forever.
Hold it!
- Let her go. / - What the...
(Euijin of UNB)
♪ Excuse me, may I have your number? ♪
That'll be $1.
Why would you ask for $1? You're selling flowers?
Are you a peddler?
Where did this solicitor come from?
Hold on.
People, do you know who this is?
Yes!
Did you hear that? Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm the dancing machine of UNB! I'm Euijin!
Were you impressed?
Then you owe me $2.
You don't have $2?
Then... Just be mine.
Hold it!
Listen up.
- Dol AI is my girl. / - She's mine.
- She's mine! / - She's mine!
- Euijin belongs to me! / - This voice...
Jooe of MOMOLAND?
Jooe!
Don't you dare fart here!
Ai, you decide.
Who's the real idol in your heart?
Is it time for me to pick now?
Hit them hard! Great!
Alright, let me pick last place first.
1, 2, 3.
The drums!
Next is 3rd.
1, 2, 3.
You startled me.
Lastly, it's 2nd.
1, 2, 3.
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
are sheet masks.
We'll bring the developer and CEO
and talk with you all.
Mr. CEO!
Hello.
Hello. Hello.
Good to be here.
So...
There has to be many people
with sensitive skin that can't just...
- Use any product. / - Right.
But with Yoo Minsang's sheet masks...
They're great for dry skin,
Greasy and oily skin...
Even greasier skin.
This pile of grease.
- This big pile. / - What are you doing?
It's good for any type of skin.
Yes, that's right.
And Yoo Minsang's sheet masks
are made to fit anyone's face.
That's right.
Minsang has a big face and...
- He uses it all the time. / - Right.
Take a look.
It looks a bit small.
That's because this guy isn't human.
- Is that the point? / - Yes.
Don't you all want some, people?
Please call now.
The number is 02-9189-9406...
4989... Eats, sleeps, poops...
- Sickly, thick... / - Excuse me.
What are you doing?
- Lonely... / - That's true.
Please call now.
He's looking at a mirror instead of answering the phone.
Hey! Being obsessed with your looks is foolish!
Hello, this is Momentary Home Shopping.
The sheet masks?
Being obsessed with your looks is foolish!
Hey!
You said that on purpose!
What are you glaring at?
We'll cut to a quick commercial break.
Honey, we should get your dad a boiler for his house.
Yoo Minsang's sheet mask.
Hold on!
You said boiler!
That's not even the right season!
That was completely irrelevant.
Let me talk about our product more.
Getting treatment at a skin care clinic
will cost you at least $200.
But Yoo Minsang's sheet masks
are just as good as going to a skin care clinic.
They're just as good!
They're $200 for one mask.
- Oh, so the price is the same. / - That's right.
The comedian Oh Nami
also enjoys using our product.
- Yes. / - Nami.
Hello, I'm Oh Nami.
That's great.
I use Yoo Minsang's sheet mask
between shoots.
I've only been wearing it for a bit
and it's very adhesive.
Isn't that great?
Gosh! Your eyebrows are gone!
- My eyebrows! / - Oh, no!
- My eyebrows! / - Nami, you look even funnier.
She's never looked that funny.
We'll bring in our model now
and he'll show us various ways to use our product.
Suyeong.
Have a seat.
I'll do it for you this time.
Our sheet mask is great for men too.
Because there's real honey in this.
- So there's honey on the mask? / - That's right.
You just place it on the skin.
Just like... Excuse me... Excuse me!
Hey! Let go! Why are you trying to eat this?
- Oh... / - Just hold still.
Let me try again...
The honey gives it a sweet scent.
It's great... What are you doing?
- It's mine! / - Why would you eat that?
What's his deal?
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ A loess bed for when you're married ♪
♪ A loess bed for when you're in love ♪
♪ Our families love ♪
Yoo Minsang's sheet mask.
How is a bed even relevant?
Hey!
Don't you all want some, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's pork ribs.
We're not selling that!
They're the best.
Geez...
(YOLO Inn)
I feel so sick. Where's my husband?
Okbun!
- Okbun! / - Dear, where were you?
Dear, what's wrong with your face?
Are you hurt?
No, I just fell from a cliff
trying to find wild ginseng in the mountain for you.
Dear, I'll bring some ointment.
No, Okbun. You're sick.
I brought you some wild ginseng.
- Eat it. / - This is so rare...
- You eat it, dear. / - Okay.
- You didn't even hesitate. / - Of course not.
Is it good?
I feel like a powerful old man now.
POM!
You seem like a dog.
Let's see how strong you got.
Like this!
I can't believe you ate it all, you old fart.
- Grandpa! / - Grandpa!
It's Deulle and Dallae.
Grandpa, can you follow me?
What? Follow?
What's that?
Being friends on social media.
With a lot of followers, you become more popular.
That's not how you become popular.
- You should say something cool. / - Cool?
Let me chew this first.
I ate too much.
Now what?
It's spring.
But it's still winter in my heart.
Geez, that's so outdated.
Give me that. You have to be bubbly.
I'm not pretending to be cute.
I was born cute.
See? They're both attention-seekers!
- They totally want attention! / - What?
Don't be angry and sit down.
Today is our 70th anniversary.
Does that mean we're 90?
Time sure flies.
- Let's blow out the candles. / - Gosh...
Dear, blow them out.
No...
You're so weak, dear.
I'll blow them out.
They're out.
What's this?
Dear, try some cake.
- More like spit cake. / - Nonsense.
Eat some. You love cake.
Is it good?
This spit cake is delicious.
Dear! We need balloons for a party.
- Let me blow a balloon up. / - Alright.
Must be for an event.
Let me blow it up. Give it.
You couldn't even blow out the candles.
I won't use my mouth.
Hold on...
- What are you going to do? / - Just hold on.
Come out.
One more time...
There.
All done. It's blown up.
- What's this? / - A balloon.
- Not a fart balloon? / - It's a balloon.
That's so disgusting!
You're disgusting.
- Geez... / - Sir!
Hello.
- Is this YOLO Inn? / - That's right.
A helium balloon!
Seunghye, I'll show you something funny!
Seunghye, isn't this funny?
Why didn't my voice change
from inhaling the helium?
Seunghye, was that funny?
Honey, your breath smells like poop!
Thank you, sir!
Gosh, that's so gross... Geez...
Why are the cows out?
Cows.
- Is it time for their check-up? / - Mr. Kim.
I'm here to check on your cows.
It's good that you're here. Here they are.
- Let me take their temperatures. / - Come on.
It's going in.
- Seunghye. / - Yeah?
Your outfit looks a bit stuffy.
Yeah? I'll change into something comfortable.
How's this?
But that's completely see-through.
Are you trying to seduce me?
What are you talking about?
I'm thirsty.
- Honey, bring some drinks from outside. / - Alright.
- Seunghye! / - Yeah?
The old man is getting an endoscopy!
- What are you talking about? / - It's for real.
Geez...
- Seunghye. / - Yeah.
- We're going to the hot spring tomorrow. / - Yeah!
That's why I brought a swimming suit.
- Ta-da. / - I'm so excited!
Dear, what are you doing?
Belly dancing.
What are you all doing?
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's all study hard today.
What did you just say?
Who are you?
Hello.
I'm Gukja, the pride of Korean literature.
Alright, Gukja.
Teacher, what did you just say earlier?
That we should study hard.
Did you know?
- Study is an abbreviation. / - Really?
Did you know that?
Study is an abbreviation?
What is that an abbreviation of?
- Stu... / - Studying isn't all there is to life.
- Dy. / - But I bet your parents don't think that!
- That's true. / - Very true.
The pride of Korean literature!
But it's good to study hard and get into college.
College is an abbreviation too.
It is?
What is it?
- Col... / - I got into college!
- Lege. / - Now I need a student loan.
You'll be able to pay it back
if you work hard after graduating.
- Graduate is an abbreviation too. / - Really?
- Gradu... / - Where will I go after I graduate?
- Ate. / - Nowhere.
Gukja, hang in there. Be brave.
If you work hard at it, you'll get employed.
- Employed is an abbreviation too. / - That too?
- Emp... / - I got my first paycheck!
- Loyed. / - It's so small!
- Wow... / - Goodness...
Got anything else?
- Hmm... Retire. / - What is that?
I'm saying you should retire!
I'm so sick of you.
Alright...
Next is Wu Eongjae!
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Teacher, I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
You're not pointing at me.
- Where are you pointing? / - Yeah.
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When you get ready to see the cherry blossoms ♪
♪ With your parents ♪
♪ But then my dad puts a mask on my mom ♪
♪ Because of the fine dust ♪
♪ My dad said ♪
♪ You look belter with the mask on, dear ♪
♪ My mom said ♪
♪ You want to see the afterlife instead? ♪
♪ What my dad needs is ♪
♪ Two bags of chrysanthemums ♪
What are you saying?
♪ There are times when ♪
♪ The junior comedians say that ♪
♪ Daehui is their role model ♪
♪ During the Gag Concert team dinners ♪
♪ But then Daehui asked the junior comedians ♪
♪ What their favorite skit he was in ♪
♪ The junior comedians said ♪
♪ We Need to Talk ♪
Oh! ♪ We Need to Talk 1987 ♪
♪ Daehui heard that and said ♪
We all need to talk later, guys.
♪ The junior comedians need two bags of tissues ♪
♪ To block out this old guy's rambling ♪
- Go sit down. / - ♪ I'll be back, back, back again ♪
Alright, good job.
Next is Gangnam!
Men are so weak these days.
- Say it with me. Man! / - Man!
- Louder. Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be powerful!
Look at this.
The swan from "The Ugly Duckling."
This swan is too weak.
That's why they call him a duck
even though he's a swan.
He's weak!
Make his face powerful!
A wonderful swan.
- WS. / - WS.
Good, right?
Make his body powerful!
A fiery swan.
- FS. / - FS.
And that's not all.
Men these days are too weak.
They massage their own skin now.
I can't let my skin get saggy. Massage, massage.
Lift, lift.
This is too weak!
A massage should be powerful!
After being slapped, I become a crying man.
CM.
Man!
Alright, good job.
We're supposed to get a new student today.
Put your hands up! Put your hands up!
Put your hands up!
DJ Mix Sejin!
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything.
I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
The yell-fine dust is such a pain these days.
What's yell-fine dust?
I mixed yellow dust and fine dust!
Alright.
Teacher, I ate a snack last night.
I was really craving braised monkfish.
But I was really craving tripe too.
That's why I mixed braised monkfish and tripe!
Yeah?
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Braised monkfish, tripe, braised monkfish, tripe!
Braised monkfish, tripe!
Braised monktripe!
Everyone! Braised monktripe!
Braised monktripe, sounds delicious, teacher.
- That's pretty catchy. / - Yes.
I also really like animals, teacher.
- I really want a Jindo dog. / - I see.
And I really want a koala.
So I mixed a Jindo dog and a koala!
Alright.
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Jindo dog, koala...
Jindo dog, koala... Jindo dog, koala!
Dog-koala!
Everyone! Dog-koala!
Go sit down.
Alright, we have another new student coming.
Hello, teacher.
I love Korea
and I respect Hangeul.
I'm a proud Korean.
I'm Kim Seongwon.
- Alright, I know you, Seongwon. / - Yes.
You're going to do English jokes, aren't you?
I will not speak English.
No, no.
I see you wearing that hanbok.
I know you'll do some English jokes.
- Everyone knows. / - Never.
I made a promise with Director Jeong.
- The director of Gag Concert? / - Yes.
That I would never use English again.
Then you'll start speaking English out of nowhere.
I will not speak English.
Yeah? Alright then.
What are you going to talk about?
Today, we'll look into Korean birthday parties.
In Korea, we have seaweed soup on our birthday.
Your friends give you some playful birthday hits.
And we even eat this delicious foreign rice cake.
What was that?
Foreign rice cake.
Nobody calls this a foreign rice cake.
It's a foreign rice cake.
What else would I call this?
You already know.
Everyone here knows.
- And you know that term too. / - I don't.
Just say it. It's okay.
Say it. Say it.
Say it now!
It's coming out! It's coming out!
Cake! C-A-K-E! Cake!
Chocolate cake.
Strawberry cake.
Pancake.
- Hong Ducake. / - He knows all the words.
Hani!
Director, I'm sorry.
I can't not speak English.
No, Seongwon.
Cake is in the Korean dictionary too.
- So you can use it. / - Yeah.
- Really? / - Sure.
- Then can I keep going? / - Of course.
Alright.
There are many ways to enjoy
a delicious cake.
Families get together and
dig in with spoons.
They even use chopsticks.
And the most common method
is using this trident to skewer it.
- Hey... / - What was that?
Nobody calls this a trident.
There's a word that everyone uses for this.
It's a trident.
What else would I call this?
You already know.
You even use the proper term.
Just tell them. It's fine.
- Tell them now. / - It's coming out...
Tell us now when I'm giving you time.
It's coming out! It's coming out!
Fork!
F-O-R-K! Fork!
Plastic fork.
Metal fork.
Baby fork.
Fork!
Choo, choo, fork, fork.
♪ When daddy goes to work, fork, fork, fork ♪
I'm sorry, director.
I can't not speak English.
Good work. Go sit down.
Alright, see you next week, sir.
Bye-bye. I love you.
I love you all!
Next is Twisty!
I'm Twisty!
Say hello to the people.
- Not if you tell me to! / - Then don't.
I will since you told me not to.
Hello, everyone.
I always do the opposite!
How did you become so twisted?
That's why the others won't hang out with you.
Yes, they won't hang out with me.
That's why I brought a toy!
- A toy? / - Yes.
What is it?
What's that?
I'll make someone wear this and make them fly.
It should be scary!
So scary!
Don't make the others do that.
You shouldn't do it either.
- I shouldn't do it? / - Yeah.
Then I'll do it!
- Gosh, what's with him? / - I'll do it!
- So upsetting... / - I won't let the others do this.
I'll do it! I'll do it...
Thanks.
Gosh...
It's going to be scary! Don't go up!
Don't go up?
Then I'll go up!
It's going up.
I'll go up...
This is...
Hold on...
This is so much fun.
- It's fun? / - Yes.
Alright then.
Don't go up any higher, Twisty.
- Don't go up higher? / - Yeah, don't.
Then I'll go higher!
I'm warning you.
Don't do the Superman pose up there
just to get more laughs.
Don't do the Superman pose?
Then I'll do the Superman pose!
It got caught!
- What got caught? / - It's just caught!
- What is it? / - I can't say...
Then don't say it!
Don't say it?
Then I'll say it!
You think you can?
Nis!
Nis?
Nis!
- Hey! / - It got caught!
What's a nis?
- What's a nis? / - I meant I'm cold.
- Oh, you're cold. / - It's cold.
I thought you meant something else.
It's really caught in there.
- Please bring me down. / - What?
- Bring me down. / - Not if you tell me to!
Who wants to talk next?
So is it over?
So disgusting...
Who are you?
Hello...
There.
I'm the sexy chef Jaebaek.
Sexy Baek.
Sexy...
Baek.
Alright, Sexy Baek.
You seem a bit tired today.
I cooked too much yesterday.
- My entire body is sore. / - Really?
I should apply pain relief patches.
When applying pain relief patches,
remove the paper gently, gently, slowly...
Remove the paper...
Give it. I'll put it on you.
Oops.
I know my body very well.
- I'll put it on. / - Alright.
Like this.
Sexy Baek.
Aren't you going to cook? You're a chef.
The dish I'll make today...
- Seed-stuffed pancakes. / - Seed-stuffed.
Seed-stuffed pancake.
Stuffed pancakes are all about the dough.
The dough? Let me help.
Oops! That's not how you knead the dough.
Alright.
You take your dough...
Make it moist with water.
And you take various seeds...
Sprinkle, sprinkle...
Sprinkle.
Now you shape the dough
into a round shape.
Like this.
Would you like to try some?
Everyone is saying how disgusting that was.
I don't want any.
Sexy Baek.
Alright, go sit down.
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
The pain-relief patch. Give it to me.
- Why? / - I have somewhere to put it on.
Where are you going to put it on?
Nis!
- Nis? What's that? / - I have to use that.
Please bring me down for real.
Don't come down.
I'll come down since you told me not to.
Bring me down.
Alright.
Please be seated.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, Mr. Principal.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I went to the dentist yesterday.
I had a lot of cavities. I asked the dentist,
"Will you start with my front teeth
or my molars?"
Guess what the dentist said to me.
What did he say?
The wisdom tooth comes first.
Nice one!
Dear, I'll fix your teeth.
- Say ah. / - Ah.
- I love you. / - I love you.
It's a great season to get married.
There's much to prepare to get married.
First...
Having the pawents meet each other
at a nice westauwant.
Having the parents meet each other
at a nice restaurant.
Hiwing a host, wedding singer and officiant.
Hiring a host, wedding singer and officiant.
Lastly...
Buying household goods and appwiances wike
a washing machine, a dwesser,
a wice cooker and utensils.
Lastly...
Buying household goods and appliances like
a washing machine, a dresser,
a rice cooker and utensils.
Dear.
Our plates and pots at home seem old.
I think we need new ones.
But you don't cook, dear.
- I love you. / - Are you alright?
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
Wu Eongjae.
♪ I have one, one, one more question ♪
It's hard to play this character
since I do it alone.
I'd like to work with someone on a comedy act.
Then how about collaborating with me?
Really?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When your parents start fighting more ♪
♪ Making you worried ♪
♪ But then ♪
♪ Your dad calls a family meeting ♪
♪ Making you feel nervous ♪
♪ Your dad said after hesitating ♪
People come first.
What?
♪ That was your, your, your catchphrase ♪
People, try to help each other out this week.
We'll be back, back, back, back!